Pregnant?

I heard my coworker say that her stomach was upset.  She was sitting a couple of cubicles down, but heard my joking reply that she must be pregnant.

Laughing, she came over to my cubicle and said that there is no way she’s pregnant.  Continuing with the joking, I asked her, “Why not?”

She said that the only time she’d have a baby is when I have a baby!

Being way past that time in my life I chuckled and said, “If I get pregnant, it will be a gift from heaven!”.

Her quick and unpredictable response that made me roll over with laughter was, “If I get pregnant, it will be a gift from hell!”.

2 comments February 12, 2011